Post by Salvius Macer on Jun 17, 2012 19:42:57 GMT -5
Turian’s having their DNA constructed from dextro-amino acids rather than levo-amino acids have a variety of needs that must be met along with the only other dextro-based sapient life form, the Quarians. Of these there is the obvious necessity for food and drinks. Due to the differences in the basis of life between these two species and others, the food they eat is of a much different nature and is useless and often times toxic for humans and other species to consume. While Turian’s can consume levo-amino acids, it is ill-advised as it can cause severe allergic reactions and other undesirable side effects. Now, that the short dissertation on the differences between human and Turian DNA has been transcribed let’s get down to the real reason we’re here! TO LEARN ABOUT TURIAN DRINKING HABITS!
First thing that everyone should know, it is rare for a Turian to drink alone. If a Turian is drinking alone this is often a sign of great psychological stress or a very sensitive matter has come up in the said Turian’s life. The border-line ‘pack’ mentality of the Turian race makes it odd for any of them to do anything alone unless something is bothering them, or others are preoccupied. As such, it is best to avoid a Turian who is sitting alone while drinking; while the species may put a great deal of value onto civil service and putting the group before the individual, it doesn’t mean they don’t get pissed off as well. Secondly, Turian’s drink for the same reasons humans do, to have fun and forget their troubles for a little while or possibly to find an answer to a difficult question that is plaguing their mind. DO NOT under any circumstances believe that Turian drinking rituals are any different from your own race. They are not, alcoholism is a universal melting pot that can bring anyone together, Krogans, Batarians, Quarians, Vorcha, Humans, Turians and even Asari all have their specific brands of spirits and use the bar to forget about their troubles for a little while.
If you don’t know where to start trying to cultivate a relationship with any race, always start at the bar. Unless the specific person happens to abstain from the bottle, then you might have a bit of a problem. Now, then lets go over a few Turian drinks so you can better understand the thought process or understand what the Turian might be buying.
1. Fifth Fleet, This is the most popular hard-alcoholic drink for all Turians by at least a seventy-percent margin. It isn’t particular expensive, is made in vast quantities and it can be served on just about any occasion. The tag line for Fifth Fleet is “No matter what the situation, it gets the job done.” This particular spirit is obviously named after the famous Fifth Fleet in the Turian Military which is proud to have this alcohol bare its name. Think of this as the equivalent to Jack Daniels or Jimmie Bean down on Earth, it will get you drunk after a few shots and holds about a forty-five percent alcohol rating. It is said to have a slightly smokey flavor going down, complimented by a smooth flow before the taste of the alcohol sets in.
2. Finest Hour, A very expensive Turian Wine, if someone pulls out a bottle of this at a party, you damn well better grab a glass and drink deep. This is as good as commercial bottles get. Usually the military uses this during commemorative events or presentation of medals, so if it is good enough for the brass, you can be damned sure most soldiers are licking their chops to even get a sip of this luxurious drink. Running at approximately 14,500 credits a bottle with the price increasing another 250 credits per year it is allowed to ferment, it isn’t something most will find themselves buying at any rate. Anyone who has had the wine can tell you of the experience, the deep blue liquid holds an amazing coloration with the subtle scents of fruit breaking over the smell of alcohol. A perfect mix of sweet and tart cascades into the mouth during the sips with only a slight ‘prick’ of the alcohol wafting to the back of the throat. Truly, it is a glass that you should raise up in a toast. Their slogan is: “Serving a bottle of Finest Hour will surely get you, the medal of valor.”
3. Cabal Crusade, Named after the infamous Turian biotic squads, Cabal Crusade is the single most powerful drink that can be sold commercially, with a seventy-five percent alcohol content, it doesn’t take much of this famous drink to put anything short of a krogan on their ass. Normally only drunk on dares, it is the go to drink for anyone trying to forget themselves, because black-outs with this drink are almost assured. This drink only has a brief hint of fruit before the burn of the alcohol hits the throat, for die hard drinkers only. Their slogan: “A sip of Cabal Crusade is like clutching a lift grenade.”
Next update: We’ll talk about Turian Slang and what certain phrases uttered mean, so you won’t feel left out when they say something at the bar.
First thing that everyone should know, it is rare for a Turian to drink alone. If a Turian is drinking alone this is often a sign of great psychological stress or a very sensitive matter has come up in the said Turian’s life. The border-line ‘pack’ mentality of the Turian race makes it odd for any of them to do anything alone unless something is bothering them, or others are preoccupied. As such, it is best to avoid a Turian who is sitting alone while drinking; while the species may put a great deal of value onto civil service and putting the group before the individual, it doesn’t mean they don’t get pissed off as well. Secondly, Turian’s drink for the same reasons humans do, to have fun and forget their troubles for a little while or possibly to find an answer to a difficult question that is plaguing their mind. DO NOT under any circumstances believe that Turian drinking rituals are any different from your own race. They are not, alcoholism is a universal melting pot that can bring anyone together, Krogans, Batarians, Quarians, Vorcha, Humans, Turians and even Asari all have their specific brands of spirits and use the bar to forget about their troubles for a little while.
If you don’t know where to start trying to cultivate a relationship with any race, always start at the bar. Unless the specific person happens to abstain from the bottle, then you might have a bit of a problem. Now, then lets go over a few Turian drinks so you can better understand the thought process or understand what the Turian might be buying.
1. Fifth Fleet, This is the most popular hard-alcoholic drink for all Turians by at least a seventy-percent margin. It isn’t particular expensive, is made in vast quantities and it can be served on just about any occasion. The tag line for Fifth Fleet is “No matter what the situation, it gets the job done.” This particular spirit is obviously named after the famous Fifth Fleet in the Turian Military which is proud to have this alcohol bare its name. Think of this as the equivalent to Jack Daniels or Jimmie Bean down on Earth, it will get you drunk after a few shots and holds about a forty-five percent alcohol rating. It is said to have a slightly smokey flavor going down, complimented by a smooth flow before the taste of the alcohol sets in.
2. Finest Hour, A very expensive Turian Wine, if someone pulls out a bottle of this at a party, you damn well better grab a glass and drink deep. This is as good as commercial bottles get. Usually the military uses this during commemorative events or presentation of medals, so if it is good enough for the brass, you can be damned sure most soldiers are licking their chops to even get a sip of this luxurious drink. Running at approximately 14,500 credits a bottle with the price increasing another 250 credits per year it is allowed to ferment, it isn’t something most will find themselves buying at any rate. Anyone who has had the wine can tell you of the experience, the deep blue liquid holds an amazing coloration with the subtle scents of fruit breaking over the smell of alcohol. A perfect mix of sweet and tart cascades into the mouth during the sips with only a slight ‘prick’ of the alcohol wafting to the back of the throat. Truly, it is a glass that you should raise up in a toast. Their slogan is: “Serving a bottle of Finest Hour will surely get you, the medal of valor.”
3. Cabal Crusade, Named after the infamous Turian biotic squads, Cabal Crusade is the single most powerful drink that can be sold commercially, with a seventy-five percent alcohol content, it doesn’t take much of this famous drink to put anything short of a krogan on their ass. Normally only drunk on dares, it is the go to drink for anyone trying to forget themselves, because black-outs with this drink are almost assured. This drink only has a brief hint of fruit before the burn of the alcohol hits the throat, for die hard drinkers only. Their slogan: “A sip of Cabal Crusade is like clutching a lift grenade.”
Next update: We’ll talk about Turian Slang and what certain phrases uttered mean, so you won’t feel left out when they say something at the bar.